I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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