Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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