So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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