We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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