So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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