I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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