So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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