So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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