I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
