you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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