Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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