I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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