he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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