So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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