I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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