I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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