How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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