"it" just moved
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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