Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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