i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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