epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
there is puke in my bra ... again
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