Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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