I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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