...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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