How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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