I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
