Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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