My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
