This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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