I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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