doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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