Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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