You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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