Plan B is the new Plan A
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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