And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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