Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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