I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Who wears a wallet chain?!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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