roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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