I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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