All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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