Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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