But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
