Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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