Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
