Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I got her a Nickelback box set.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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