Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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