this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Two words: nipple clamps
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