that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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