did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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