nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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