Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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