But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Farmville is her only friend.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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