You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
nutella sex= disaster
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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