Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Say something about gay babies.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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